The professor will scold you for being late, but the cock deep in your throat is worth it

This underwear is so dirty, and I'm not a whore — I'll take it off and fuck the delivery guy

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I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

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Woke the babe up early in the morning, knowing she wouldn't refuse to fuck